Spam and the Prosperity Gospel
Friday, November 23rd, 2007I hate spam–who doesn’t?–and I hate the “prosperity gospel” preached in Nigeria. As I started thinking about the reasons why I hate spam, it is not really because of the clutter or bandwidth or wasted time. I get a fair amount of semi-junk mail from organizations, journals, non-profits, businesses, and so on, and that doesn’t bother nearly as much as real spam. Why is that?
I think the real reasons I hate spam are that it’s invasive and toxic, like the stench of garbage heaps and pit latrines seeping into my home. It’s clearly hostile and invasive, since people go to incredible lengths to bypass all the boundaries and barriers we establish against it.
Richard Foster wrote a very good book, Money, Sex, and Power (a much better title than its new one, The Challenge of the Disciplined Life: Christian Reflections on Money, Sex, and Power). In it, he reflects on the power of these three things for good and for evil. It seems that most spam is a constant, foul stream of these three in their raw, worldly form.
I realize as I write that, though, that spam is just the unvarnished, non-sugar coated version of the same messages that bombard us from every direction. In fact, the glossy ads and funny commercials (not even to mention much of popular culture) are probably even more dangerous in their seductiveness.
I really didn’t set out to complain about spam, and complaining wouldn’t do much good anyway. Rather, what is grieving me is that all around me in Nigeria Christians are turning their desires to becoming rich. I’m not talking about people who want to work hard, build a business, and get a fair or even abundant reward in return for their contribution. I’m talking about people who are lured into economic scavenging: get-rich-quick schemes, pyramid plans, foreign exchange speculation, and so on. Also, in the cases I’m thinking of, the drive is not to escape poverty but to reach the top, to be literally rich.
Many Nigerians, of course, are getting rich or are already rich. It’s hideous to hear about such cases as the recent governor of our state, Joshua Dariye, a “good, church-going Christian:”
In all, Mr Dariye faces charges of stealing some $128m from Plateau State during his tenure as governor from 1997-2007.
His official earnings were only $80,000 a year, yet police in London say he accumulated property and assets worth millions, much of it from state funds which were intended to provide drinking water to villages.
(UK targets Nigeria’s stolen loot, BBC 27 September 2007, emphasis added)
Stealing life-giving, clean water from poor villagers, so he could buy more houses in London? Of course, these are only accusations and I don’t think the man has been tried yet. Still, the British did return a quarter of a million dollars to Nigeria, just Dariye’s pocket change, “just the cash seized from Dariye on his arrest.” Perhaps it was really his own money after all.
At the same time so many have been become wealthy, whether honestly or not, we’re a country where most people really are dirt poor, many on the edge of existence and with virtually no social services to assist them. Some of the wealthy and middle class do contribute to the needs of the poor, but it is ironic that we have to seek for aid and expertise from overseas at the same time as our (Nigeria’s) economic and human wealth is being accumulated overseas.
Yes, all this is nothing new, just the age-old story of rich and poor, class divisions, and so on, but it’s hard to see happening around you, especially when there is so much “religion” but so little visible “true religion.” (Jesus’ brother the apostle James wrote, “Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look after orphans and
widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world. [James 1:27, NIV]). It’s hard to swallow especially seeing all the shiny new cars boasting “I’m a winner” or “This is the year of my prosperity,” which are supposed to be proclamations of one’s godliness and faith.
What brought on this diatribe? Just that today I had two requests, from a friend’s son and from a doctor acquaintance, to purchase materials online for them. It’s really hard to buy online from Nigeria (not surprisingly) and I get asked to buy with my credit card or PayPal, while being re-paid in Naira. I agreed to both requests, but discovered that both of the “products” were get-rich-quick schemes: buy our material and learn how you can make a zillion dollars a week. Both people probably need the money (especially for school fees) and not necessarily seeking riches, but I just want to shout to all us Christ-followers, “can’t you see where this is leading?”
“You snapped me,” the young man sternly told me, after he and his three colleagues had pulled us over to the side of the road and slapped a nail-studded plank in front of our tires. I did have a camera in my hand and at that point was very glad that I had
Finally, after some tense discussion, I convinced them that I had not photographed them (hmm, why would taking their picture have been so terrible, I wonder?), but rather the sights and people along the way, and they let me have the camera back. Now the real business began, that we needed to pay “taxes” for our car. They pulled out a form and couple of stickers and showed it to me. How much do we need to pay, I asked? “This is just a private car, not a commercial one, and we’re just on a private journey.”
The plain, black-and-white sticker was labeled “Akwanga West Local Government Vehicle T.V/Radio [sic] Permit 2006″. It looks pretty home-made (see scanned image), but not knowing the graphics capabilities of the Akwanga West local government, I couldn’t be sure. Still, it’s common knowledge that these nail boys are out skimming money all over the country and whenever the authorities are questionned, they say that the taxes and roadblocks are in fact illegal. In some cases they’ve actually arrested the perpetrators. In fact, I had just received an email notice three days earlier addressing the problem, and saying that a state revenue service chairman had “expressed regret at the incidents we documented, admitted that he has no jurisdiction over other states, and encouraged us to present all our complaints to the Chairman of the Joint Tax Board for all of Nigeria. He and all the other Executive Chairmen of state internal revenue services are members of this joint board, and they meet regularly to discuss complaints such as ours and see what action can be taken.”
None of that, however, is of any use on the scene when confronted by four guys who have nails under your tires. After all, if they’re operating illegally then it is probably useless to argue with them about the law. Appealing to the police wouldn’t help, either, at least not the ones operating right there in full view of the scene. In the end we paid the 2,500 naira and are now fully licensed to have a radio in our car while in West Akwanga Local Government. However, since according to the Nigerian government there are 773 other local government authorities, who knows what will be next.
The market was very busy at 8:30 this morning, teeming with even more people than usual because all school children are on Easter break, some for two weeks, others for a whole month. It still amazes me how these ladies can make a living, each sitting on the ground with her little piles of tomatoes, onions, red peppers, and “spinach” in front of her, next to other ladies selling exactly the same items.
Can you imagine attending a ribbon cutting ceremony for new latrines? That’s what I did May 25. I traveled out to the Kogum River Bible school, two hours from Jos, to help celebrate the completion of the new well and latrines (how exciting) that our supporters the Sailors had funded. The students had provided all the labor themselves, and were so excited about having a good supply of water available. At this time last year, they had to take turns even in the middle of the night, just to get single bucket of muddy water from the old well.
Joshua Gidado’s mother came to visit and to deliver two messages. First, there was to be a special service at the Kabong church on Sunday with Joshua preaching, and he hoped we could come. The other thing was that the roof of Joshua’s room had been damaged in a storm, and could we help with the cost of fixing it. We agreed to do that, but the first request was a little harder. The Hillcrest Living Stones praise team, including Sara, was to lead the entire service at another school, and we were planning to go. Not until Saturday night did we decide what we would do: I would go to Kabong, and Barb would go to the praise service.
I think God spoke to many people Sunday through Joshua’s message, as he preached from his little wagon on the platform. The electricity had gone off, so we were afraid the people might not hear him, but he spoke loudly and clearly. He talked of the need for the church to be more involved in ministry to people with disabilities. He described the loneliness and isolation all too common among people whom the church does not fully include. He called on God’s people to be more caring of each other, as brothers and sisters should be. [Photo: Joshua preaching from wagon]
The old, two-room building stands just beyond the edge of town, among fields of cotton, beans, and guinea corn. Reddish-brown mud bricks peek through where the plaster has fallen away. Faded blue lettering on the streaked whitewash identifies the building as the ECWA Community Health Clinic. The district supervisor and I have driven three hours from the district health headquarters to one of the northernmost outposts.
There is no such book after all. A look at the empty wooden shelves for medicine is even more discouraging. Two dubious vials of penicillin bought in the market, some iron pills, a few antacid tablets, some pain reliever, and little else. The thermometer just broke yesterday, a surprisingly common coincidence in the clinics I visit, and the blood pressure cuff “spoiled” long ago. There is no examination bed, but by ingeniously moving a short bench against an open storage shelf, Gambo can make a long enough space for a patient to lie down.

